The post I didn’t know I was waiting for
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
Taking a night off once in a while isn’t a crime, Jason.
DAMIAN WAYNE IS BACK!
Diogenes was the shit. He was easily one of the best philosophers ever. He made himself the least wealthy person, hence living in a “Barrel”. He also, upon seeing a child drinking from a river with his hands, smashed his only wooden bowl claiming to be “Bested by a child”. He did public stunts to make a point towards customs and norms including eating in the marketplace in Athens which was generally not acceptable. When Plato described humans as “Featherless Bipeds” he plucked a chicken and brought it to him, saying “here’s your man”. Plato changed that description to “Featherless bipeds with arms”.
And here’s where it gets real.
Diogenes the Cynic became well known all over. In fact, Alexander the great, the one man who could have anyone killed just because, went out of his way to find him. Upon meeting Diogenes, whom was laying on the ground, he said something to the extent of “Ah, the great Diogenes! Is there anything that I, Alexander the Great, can do you?”. Diogenes’ response was a crude “Yes, Get out of my sunlight.”
But, however, Alexander came back another time, to find Diogenes sifting through a pile of bones. Alex inquired “Diogenes, what are you doing sifting through that pile of bones?” Diogenes the Cynic responded “I’m trying to distinguish between the bones of your father, and that of a slave. I cannot tell the difference.” An insult that any man would want the other beheaded for indeed. But no, not Alexander.
Alexander went on to later say that if he were not Alexander the Great, he would wish to be Diogenes.
Dude’s a motherfuckingbadass.
My new fav person. Ever.
Fucking greek philosophy man. Just when you think you’ve reached the epitome of bullshit in the post derridic world, all you have to do is look back to the ancient Greeks and realize you have NOTHING on them.
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
I had to have this
Carol was so badass in The Walking Dead last night
There is this girl in my dorm who has had the residence fedora wearer in the room next to her all year. Like this guy is a dick, he scared off the other girl and only other resident on their floor. Anyway, he comes home drunk a couple of times a week and brings his drunk fedora wearing gang home with him and they make a lot of noise and listen to music and talk about their manly troubles. Last week after they stumbled in at 3 in the fucking morning she went and asked them nicely to quiet down and king douche bag called her a fucking moron and she went all Elle Woods on his ass: “I will show them what this fucking moron can do”. Apparently she is the reincarnation of Margaret Thatcher and only sleeps like 4 hours a night, so she now stays up all night talking to her international friends on skype and the second the morning noise restrictions ends she sets up like THREE fucking speakers to play the 10 hour ‘They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard’ video. ALL.FUCKING.DAY. So of course king douche hasn’t slept in a week and him and his group of clowns approached her at dinner last night and tried to intimidate her into stopping. There was no skype conversations last night. Then this morning I was in our kitchen making myself some toast when silent assassin and her friend walk in with this giant black box. Apparently they’ve borrowed a silent subwoofer from some black hole of revenge, so now king douche can feel “They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard” in his nightmares. Needless to say I am kind of equally in awe and frightened of her.
Only reblogging because Kyoko was my first ever tumblr homie and I am proud of the notes on this and of her.
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